I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
