Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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