If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Panties = found
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