There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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