As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Do you have feelings for this penis?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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