we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
