i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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