its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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