Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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