Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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