I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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