question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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