if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
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