I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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