My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Randomize
