The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Will exercising make me less horny?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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