WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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