North Korea, Best Korea!
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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