Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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