just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Randomize
