we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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