I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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