i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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