wrigley field is MILF paradise
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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