We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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