I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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