it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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