laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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