I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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