Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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