I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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