You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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