I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Gay?
German.
Pity.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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