"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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