This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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