Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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