Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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