Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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