It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You are the jesus of drinking
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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