Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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