I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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