I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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