I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
bring money and cleavage
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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