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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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