Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
another moral hangover. fuck.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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