i think i have herpe
just one?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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