There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Randomize
