i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
stop calling my apartment porn island.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Dear god my vagina.
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