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I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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