when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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