Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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