When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
try to milk me bitch
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