This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
