Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
