can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize