you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
It's just like the Real World with babies
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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